Janet Has A Bad Week

It's been a whole week since Janet blogged for us.   Get the lead out, Sister!  In fairness to her, she said it was a shitty poopy week with tons of mistakes.  I wonder if we can use bad words when we turn 12 years old?

On Tuesday, she was working at her volunteer job and was making coffee.  This escapes even us doggies who know squat about coffee - why fill an already full container?  There was coffee running everywhere - on the counter, the floor.

Janet was in a huge panic, so neglected to photograph when the counter and floor were fully covered with coffee.

Judy helped clean  up.

On Wednesday, she decided she wanted to make a Grill Cheese Sandwich for lunch.  She was in a hurry as she needed to leave the house in 15 minutes.

We know the same about making sandwiches that we know about coffee, but we are pretty sure there isn't a recipe for a Cajun version!

Isn't that cute the way the sandwich image is still in the pan - after it has been scrubbed thoroughly!  Lucky for Phil, he didn't do it.  Of course, the chances of Phil being at the stove are slim to nonexistent.

Finally a small measure of success.  Burritos!  And assuming success means greyish guacamole.

Janet still hasn't read the manual for her new camera (or the new stove, or the new dishwasher) so doesn't know how to shut off the flash.  The guac was actually a nice deep green; not the grey matter reflected on the plate.  When will she learn to not photograph food on yellow plates - no manual required for that!

At this point in time, Janet is desperate for something to be excited about.  Off she went to City Hall to get our new doggie licenses for 2013.  They are issued in a numerical order on a first come, first serve basis.  You may recall that last year Janet was aiming for number 1 and 2 for this year.  Hah!  Like Janet could get her shit poop together to be the first in line!  Last year, we were number 752 and 753.  This year - 750 and 751!   Janet's life is so dull that she actually thinks this is fascinating and tells everyone she can.  Even complete strangers!  She is completely oblivious to their eye rolls and desperate attempts to get away.

Super cute fire hydrants for this year.

Noodles, in a completely out of character move, puts her needs ahead of others and steals my dog bed!

I'm bigger, so I should get the bed!