Turkey Dinners Goes On A Road Trip!

I am the last guy to know what is going on around here.  Turns out, Sherman went on an Ocean Crossing Cruise.....OK, OK, it was just the Coho Ferry.

I should have known something was up as I have heard Janet and Phil talking about how much he beats me up when he is playing and doesn't know when to stop.  Also, I have heard mention of "Amber's Dad" and walking from "Oxford to Bath".  These are not normal topics of conversation.

Phil says good bye to Turkey Head Dinners on Saturday.  Believe it or not, even Phil is sad!

Apparently, he was as good as gold on the ferry, which seems highly unlikely as he is a major jackass at home.

These incredibly obvious sad puppy dog eyes sucked in all kinds of strangers to comment on how cute he is and how well behaved he is.  Fools!

A fellow  passenger took this photo for Janet.  She double checked to make sure that Janet didn't want a second photo, but Janet assured her that only cosmetic surgery could improve the photo and the ferry was docking in 30 minutes!

Shadow of Janet included.

He met up with Watty Man and sadly, they didn't take to each other.  Kidding!

And, just like that, Sherman started residence in Camp USA!  Bye, bye little pain in the ass!

Sad, sad Janet returned home by herself.  There were three cruise ships in the harbour.

Janet, still sad, picked up his lunch bowl and put it in the dishwasher.

Turkey Dinners is a major food hound, so has his own private dining room - AKA the back porch!

 

Say what you want, but I am seriously tired of his tight sit, which I might add is his only skill.  The words "Sherman" and "come" escape him.  Toss out the word "lunch" and you seriously have his attention!

Twice I tried to drag Janet down to the water and she finally caved so I could walk in the water and just stand there!  Good night!