Saturday, September 24, 2016

Janet Is A Major TV Star

2 Burley Men Moving Company is a very generous and community minded local company.  They sponsored a commercial for Our Place and Janet has a major role....if you believe her!  In truth, they were desperate for a warm body and she happened to be on hand.

Janet says she wants to get an agent, but Phil and I keep reminding her that she is on screen for about 5 seconds, tops!
Here are the two new convection ovens at Janet's "work", now installed.  They sold a large four burner, two oven range and replaced it with the new ovens and a two burner unit for large pots.
The Director of Communications at Our Place is Grant McKenzie.  He has had a couple of books published, but his most recent book is gathering a lot of attention in the U.S.  Tracy had a cake made that looks like his book cover.  It was really cool!
Janet and Phil have a major apple tree that Janet loves until she doesn't love it anymore - which happens every fall.  This year she processed about 70 f***king pounds of apples.
Sadly, 70 pounds of apples doesn't turn into a whole lot of processed product.
There was actually more applesauce than shown in the photo.  The dark coloured jars are Apple Curry Chutney.
For the first time Janet can recall, she used all six burners on her stove at the same time.
Many years ago, Janet purchased Cuisinart pots and pans.  At that point in time, they were made in France and cost the earth - $2000 in 1976 dollars.  They came with a 50 year warranty which Janet deemed to be bullshit as "no one has the same pots for 50 years!".  Guess what - they are now 41 years old! 
Perhaps add some sparkle with stainless steel cleaner.  They work as good as the day she bought them.
While Janet may have been savvy with her pot purchase 41 years ago, she was no match for the English As A Second Language Chinese Cosmetic Sales Lady.

She purchased Shiseido face watch a couple of weeks ago at London Drugs and then ran out of moisturizer.  Janet was at the Bay, so decided to get the same line of Shiseido as she really liked the scent.  One moisturizer turned into eye cream and a "pore opening lotion".  Janet decided that she didn't need the pore lotion but the sales guerilla insisted this was the single most important product that Janet must have.  After the promise of a $20 reduction, previously closed pore Janet was $150 in the negative.
I, Puppy Dog Pashy believe her skin radiates with a dewy glow.  I get extra dog cookies to spin this bullshit.
OK....I'm going to get ready for bed!





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