Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Janet Takes A Vacation!

As if Janet isn't already living the good life, now she goes on ANOTHER Hawaiian vacation.  She has gone to Maui with Mr. Baby,  Mr. Baby's handler Meg and Mr. Baby's press agent, Bronwyn.  Mr. Baby thinks he is a major Rock Star and needs a full retinue of staff!  Janet's reasoning is that she was so sick when she and Phil went to the Big Island in January that she was unable to enjoy herself - good one, Janet!

With the exception of Bronwyn, they met in Vancouver and as they were checking in, Meg says...."I forgot something at home".  Janet is thinking no biggie - sunglasses, sunhat, bathing suit....all manageable.  What Meg forgot was her drivers license and credit card.  Janet did her best to act calm but inside her head is screaming in all caps WTF!  ARE YOU NUTS?  This now means that Janet has to be the primary driver when she doesn't even want to be to secondary driver. 

Meg's car plan was good - until said driver did not have a license.  The rental was from a local company that rent "gently used" vehicles and didn't charge for baby seats or additional drivers.  All of this is a huge saving.  Meg was meant to pick up Bronwyn later that evening but no can do without a drivers license. There wasn't a snowballs chance in hell that Janet was driving back to the airport on the HIGHWAY in the DARK!  Highway, maybe.  Dark, maybe.  Together, no way!  Now, Bronwyn needs her own vehicle.

Here's Janet, at the wheel of her bitchin" 2009 Nissan Sentra!  POS - Piece of Shit Car!
 However, we all know Janet - roll with the punches.  Mrs. Happy Go Lucky.  Whist Janet is busting a gut in the kitchen, her daughters have sussed out their favourite spots.


Mr. Baby loves the sand so much he has decided to enjoy it from his stroller.

Getting ready to go:

It's early, but thus far Mr. Big hates the sand, the ocean and the pool!
Please, oh please, why can't I be a doggie that makes footprints in the sand on Maui!
Mr. Baby enjoys a snack whilst roaming around our lanai (patio!)








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