Wednesday, July 9, 2014

They Are Staying For How Long?

Mike and Bronwyn came for the weekend party and arrived with their luggage.  Janet's first response is WTF....you said it was four days!  They are coming  back in August for a week and Janet shudders to think how much luggage that will require.  Will they need to bring two vehicles or rent a semi?
Phil likes to think he lives the healthy lifestyle and as he is aware of the benefits of drinking green tea, he makes himself a cup in the microwave every morning.
Every afternoon when Janet is getting ready to make dinner, she throws out the stone cold tea.
Rock Star Mr. Baby and one of his Handlers arrived the next day.  Enroute, his Handler stopped at WalMart and purchased this $10 stroller to use on the ferry.  Mikey and Brownyn looked like such naturals pushing Mr. Baby around but they felt compelled to tell everyone the cheap little stroller was just a temporary measure.
Janet and Bronwyn and Mikey went out for lunch.  Sushi!
That's Mikeys lunch.  Janet and Brownyn shared a California Roll.  Just kidding.....kind of!  Takin' the piss, Mikey!
Tomorrow will mark one week since Janet cannot hear out of her left ear.  She went to the clinic and the flushed it out and prescribed drops.  She went back a few days later as she still couldn't hear and they said use the drops.  By the time Meg arrived, Janet's left ear lob was about half the size of her head, red hot and painful.  Meg called in a prescription for an antibiotic.  Janet also feels compelled to tell everyone this is not her normal ear lobe.
Janet is secretly afraid she is now getting "Old Persons Enlarged Ear Lobe Syndrome".  You know you have seen them and thought "oh, poor things!"  To make matters worse, Janet was too tired to walk home from her Volunteer Job a few days ago, so she took the Looser Cruiser bus.  The bus driver had the audacity to lower to bus so Janet could disembark.  She wanted to kill him!
Please, Bronwyn, can we sleep with you?

100 Year Old House Party next post!


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